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January 29, 2010

The Worst Book I Ever Loved

 

The Marriage Spell by Mary Jo Putney

 

This book was so bad that I’m on my third time reading it….or listening to it as the case may be. I love romance novels.  Who doesn’t? They’re adult fairy tales.  I picked this one up years ago and gave it a listen and couldn’t stop.  I dragged my CD players around with me, not to find out how it ended, because come on, it’s a romance novel, but because it was so unintentionally funny that I didn’t want to miss a bit of it.

 

The story takes place in regency era England and concerns a woman with healing powers named Abby who is in love from afar with Jack Langdon.  He is injured in a hunting accident and nearly dies before she performs a “healing circle” with other people of wizardly powers and heals him.  Her price for this is marriage.  The added piece to this is that Jack also has powers and he hates wizards.  As the story unfolds predictably Jack learns to accept Abby and her powers and his as well as he battles (I LOVE THIS PART) his evil stepfather.

 

 The dialogue is ridiculous and the plot twists are enhanced with Abby using her powers to heal everybody in sight.  Enhancing this mix are the vocals by Simon Prebble who puts an overwrought emphasis on such literary masterpieces as “I’m going to make love to you until all your bodily energy is restored”.  I can’t even type that line without giggling.

 

I heartily recommend this book to anyone who finds bad dialogue and an overwrought reading style funny or who just loves grown up fairy tales.  This book may be checked out in the audio book section of the Cavendish Fletcher Community Library.

October 22, 2009

A Great Ghost Story for Halloween

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Her Fearful Symmetry  by Audrey Niffenegger 416p. copyright 2009

 

As a rule I am not a ghost story person, but I am an Audrey Niffenegger fan, so I thought I’d pick this one up and give it a try.  I’m glad I did.  It is your usual ghost story, but more of a thought provoker on the relationships between sisters in general and twins in particular.

The story concerns two twins, Julie and Valentina who inherit a flat in London from their aunt whom they had never met. They move in and find it haunted by her ghost who eventually manages to communicate with them.    While the two girls live together, they begin to piece together the story of their aunt and, her twin, their mother, and the secrets they shared. They also each form a relationship with men in their building, one of which had had a relationship with their deceased aunt; the other is a married OCD sufferer and Valentine begins to realize the unhealthiness of her relationship with her own twin and plots of a way to change it.

The story is very well written and the characters are fascinating as are the thoughts it raises on the different types of ghosts in one’s life: memories as well as those who are dead and what is a twin, but a ghost of one’s self?  I was totally sucked into the story, for once I didn’t mind being under the hairdryer at the beauty parlor, it was an engrossing read and I strongly recommend it.

Her Fearful Symmetry can be found at the Cavendish Fletcher Community Library is both book and audiobook form.  

         

October 9, 2009

Will the Real Anne Boleyn Please Stand Up?

The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillippa Gregory, The Other Boleyn Girl (Motion Picture) ,

 

Anne of the Thousand Days (Motion Picture), Mistress Anne by Carolly Erickson

 

 

I have been on somewhat of a Tudor kick lately, and one of the perks of working in a library is the ready access to multiple books and movies on the same subjects.   The interest was spawned by my desire to learn everything about Catherine Parr, Henry VIII’s final wife.  This led me to down the long list of his wives to his most infamous and controversial- Anne Boleyn.  For those who don’t know what I’m talking about a brief recap- Henry the VIII was the second king of the Tudor line in 16th century England.  He is best known today for his habit of marrying and discarding wives, going through six in his life.  He changed the religion of England to divorce, his first wife, Catherine of Aragon in order to marry his second wife, Anne Boleyn.

This was a momentous change in England.  What kind of woman is the catalyst behind such a change?    The answer to that is: it depends on what you read.

        In Gregory’s books, Anne is a clever courtier who is put forth by her family to garner rewards.  She withholds sex from Henry, apparently the first to ever do so, encouraging him to leave his wife and disown his daughter for her.  She does anything once she has him to keep him, including incest with her brother and a light dabbling in witchcraft.  She never loves him, having been forced to leave her first love by her family. We’ll call this version “Anne Dark”.  In the movie The Other Boleyn Girl Anne is a bit more sympathetic.  She is put forward by her family, along with her sister, Mary, to get Henry’s attention and forces him to ignore her sister whom Henry has impregnated.  She is not as devious as in the book and doesn’t commit incest with her brother.  She is also raped by Henry, which was not in the book.  We’ll call this version “Anne Beige”. The Anne in Carolly Erickson’s Mistress Anne is cast in the same mold.

        The Anne in Anne of the Thousand Days is most sympathetic yet. She doesn’t love Henry, he pursues her and she eventually gives in.  Once she does he stops loving her.  She then dies heroically to keep their daughter Elizabeth the heir to the throne, rather than give him an annulment allowing him to declare Elizabeth illegitimate. We will call this version “Saint Anne”.

        Who do I think she was?  Obviously there are some real differences in the three versions.  I find it hard to believe that Anne was guilty of everything of which she was accused: witchcraft, incest and treason (in those days treason was being unfaithful to the King of England).  She wasn’t “Anne Dark”. On the other hand, I don’t see her as quite as pure and heroic as she is in Anne of the Thousand Days.  I’m pretty sure “Anne Beige” is closest in character if not in detail to the real woman. I’m sure she fought and argued with Henry and alienated power players in the Tudor Court.  She didn’t give Henry the male heir she had promised him.  She made the mistake of teaching him that queens are disposable, so when she didn’t give him a prince, she was disposed of.

        Each of these books and movies are available at the Cavendish Fletcher Community Library.  Read or watch a few and decide for yourself.

        A bit of a postscript to this review- I found a dusty book in the stacks today called Anne Boleyn written in the 1950’s.  I wonder which “Anne” dark, beige or saint is in it?  I’m taking it home to read it and find out.

       

September 11, 2009

Don’t get stuck under the hairdryer with this one!

The Actor and the Housewife by Shannon Hale 339 pages, copyright 2009.

 

I generally don’t write reviews about books I don’t really like, but I’m going to make an exception in the hopes of saving the time of unsuspecting readers.  The Actor and the Housewife tells the tale of Becky Jack, a Mormon housewife who writes movie scripts in her spare time. She flies to Hollywood to discuss the sale of a script and meets Felix Callahan, a movie star.  The two become friends. 

The story twists on and on with Becky and Felix deciding not to spend time together because it bothers a spouse, then getting back together.  The only novelty in the book is that they are friends who are not of the same gender.

There are a few predictable plot twists, some crying and wringing of hands.  I kept reading it because I was stuck under a hairdryer at the beauty parlor and I kept hoping it would get better.  Really, the best part of this book was the ending, and it was unsatisfactory. 

Don’t read this book.

This book will be hidden behind a potted plant at the Cavendish Fletcher Community Library.  Please don’t ask for it.

Seriously, it can be found on the shelves in the library, but spare yourself the trouble. I can suggest a much better book.

August 6, 2009

Rude Awakenings of a Jane Austen Addict: A Book Review

 

Most time travel romances start when the heroine picks up an enchanted object and travels back in time to meet the man of her dreams.  Not so with this one.  The heroine wakes up in another body in the future with no preamble. The premise is exciting.  Jane Mansfield wakes up in 2009 with no idea what is going on around her.  People are calling her Courtney, her body doesn’t look like hers and she has no clue how to use a phone, a computer or what electricity is.

The book goes on over the course of a week or so while she figures out what to do and finds out why she is there. 

The book is interesting, though Jane/Courtney’s continuing confusion with all things modern wears a bit, Rigler is able to overcome it by giving Jane/Courtney “cellular memory” to enable her to do such things as drive and operate a computer.  Further, the narrator does a great job of differentiating between Jane’s internal monologue (English accent and all) and Courtney’s flat California accent.  The book is well written and amusing and I suggest it to anyone who like me, enjoys a romance novel.

It is available in audio book format from the Cavendish Fletcher Community Library.

July 2, 2009

Ghosts, Murder and Home Improvement

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Midnight Bayou by Nora Roberts  Copyright 2001, Jove 368 p.

 

I was surfing channels on my television one night not too long ago and I came across a made for TV movie based on the Nora Roberts book Midnight Bayou. As I remembered loving the book I watched the movie and was totally disgusted and decided to revisit the book to see if I had been mistaken when I read it.  After all it might have been as bad as the movie.  To my utter delight, it wasn’t.

The book has two intertwining plots.  One is the story of Declan, a lawyer from Boston who comes to New Orleans wanting a change from his life and remembering a house, Manet Hall, which he has seen years before. He restores it and falls in love with Lena.  Meanwhile he has dreams and fugue episodes about a family who lived in the hall a hundred years earlier.  As both stories unfold we find out what happened to the family and why the hall is haunted. 

This book is extremely well written.  The characters are well delineated and maybe it’s just me, but I always wanted to restore a big house.  The detail in the restoration makes me think that Nora Roberts either always wanted to or did restore something. 

Either way this book is an entertaining mix of romance, ghosts and home improvement and is perfect for beach reading or whiling away an afternoon.

June 8, 2009

The Lost City of Z

I have always been an armchair adventurer fascinated by tales of mysterious disappearances.  Just say “Amelia Earhart” to me and you have my full attention, so when I heard about this book which concerns a famous explorer lost in the Brazilian rainforest nearly 80 years ago I couldn’t wait to read it.   I brought it home and started reading and immediately forgot all about cooking dinner. 

            The Lost City of Z tells two tales, one of early 20th century explorer Percy Fawcett who vanished in the rain forest in 1925 while searching for an ancient civilization he was sure existed and that of the people who went to look for him. Both are equally fascinating.  It is hard to think that 80 years ago there will still vast tracks of the world that were simply unknown to mainstream society.  What I found the most interesting were the paralleling obsessions of Fawcett, who became more and more certain that not only was there a city in the Amazon, but that it was a gateway to spiritual enlightenment, and the obsession developed by David Mann, the author, about finding out Fawcett’s fate.

            The book is well written and compelling, though I found myself frustrated by having to wait to find out what happened to Fawcett when the narrative digressed to discuss other issues. This book is worth your while.  Now if we could just have a good book on Amelia Earhart, or Henry Hudson….

            The Lost City of Z may be checked found in the Cavendish Fletcher Community Library either in hardcover or audiobook format.

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